I'll Even Throw In a Hand Painted Hand Basket

More proof that this world of ours is going to hell in a hand basket. I'm not sure what exactly a hand basket is but the world is going to hell in one and here's proof.

Overheard at the nail salon:

Man (yes, a man getting a pedicure and do NOT pretend to roll your eyes and call the guy a fag because deep down inside, doesn't every wife secretly wish her husband would do something about the gnarly toe nails he hides inside his white tube socks?)

"A garment bag? I don't think I need one, I heard it was semi formal". "Yeah, dude (or brah or whatever uber dudes call each other) I was just going to go with sandals, a collard shirt and jacket."

Dude, this? does not constitute SEMI formal! Semi is not your excuse or license to say fuck you to the morality of a dress code. Semi formal means a suit at the very least, linen since it's almost Easter I will grant you that but in all honesty? Black or Navy with a crisp white button down and conservative tie. You might push the envelope and go with a very trendy spring yellow or light orange tie (unless it's an evening wedding) but do NOT play dumb here and pretend that you think semi formal could in any possible way slightly suggest sandals, even if you DID get a pedicure for the occasion.

I'm sorry my lovely blog. I've ignored you again. And, in the near future you may be replaced in my heart with this:




Obviously only a bike of this magnitude and beauty could take your place in my heart but my god! look at this bike! My skinny ass would look SO fine on this gorgeous piece of machinery and art perfectly combined like two dancers in a perfectly choreographed perfect ballet. Just this perfect bike and my ass. I'd be like Forrest Gump and just ride from ocean to ocean. I'd even grow a beard.
I've jumped the iPhone ship, which I previously wanted for Mother's Day to the Electra ship where this little lady is created. An artist! designed the graphics on this bike. This ain't your little brother's huffy.

Logan and I rode combined over 10 miles today. Meaning, we rode twice and the sum total of our treks was 10.3 miles. We RULE the bike path.